So, a little about Toots and Sally. Obviously, their real names are not Toots and Sally. Do you care? Does it really matter? Toots lives in San Antonio and Sally lives in Minneapolis, so there must be a good story about how they met, right? Truly, there is. Toots and Sally both studied in France during the 1990-91 school year. Strangely, they found out through happenstance, coincidence, and circumstance that they share the same birthday. After many silly, moving, and strange experiences in France, living together in San Antonio, growing up, having babies, death, and marathons, Toots and Sally are forever and for always, Toots and Sally. They don’t really have a choice. They are the yin and the yang to each other, as well as the salt to the other’s pepa. There is only so much you can do in the face of such great odds. So, Toots and Sally, in this stage of the “riding again,” face The Marathon. And it’s in Paris. And it’s meaningful. And it’s going to involve Toots and Sally t-shirts, tiaras, and Americans causing a good ol’ ruckus in Paris. Stay tuned. Stay calm. Most of all, stay fabulous. Because, believe me, Toots and Sally are nothing if not fabulous.