My first day of marathon training consisted of two glasses of wine and a 1/8 piece of chocolate cake, whist watching “The Biggest Loser.”
It’s a good thing I’m not running a marathon.
My first day of marathon training consisted of two glasses of wine and a 1/8 piece of chocolate cake, whist watching “The Biggest Loser.”
It’s a good thing I’m not running a marathon.
You are my hero.
Will you marry me?
I want to be you.
aw shucks!
My training camp starts St. Patrick’s Day…O’Garas. 8 a.m. sharp.
training camp? what is this about??
I’ll be there…probably at 7:55 a.m.
I’m retarded. Hehhh