However, I have come up with a few equations that better explain my current situation than mere sentences.
1. bad cough x sneezing = Irritability + insomnia
2. [(cat hair + dog hair) x dust fuzzies] - Benadryl = Runny eyes + runny nose
3. Throat irritation² + achy limbs² = Salonpas²
ta da! Yep, it’s going to be a long day.
