Je déteste!

Today, I hate.

I hate 18 miles.

I hate everyone on the lake paths.

I hate the rest of the nearly 6,581,649,007 people on Earth–just because.

I hate myself.

But mostly, I hate Pheidippides.

What the frack was he thinking running 26.21875 miles!?! Someone should have taken the hint when he dropped dead from exhaustion after running from Marathon to Athens, non-stop.

I hate.

P.S. WHAT?!?! He only ran 21.4 miles?!?!? Slacker…I hate him MORE!